8pm at work
Co worker: "So don't take it personally. I was asked by a customer if u swing both ways."
Yenn: "Well, I don't know what to say. I obviously like boys."
Co worker: continues doing work......
Yenn: "Ok fine. What should I say?"
Co worker: "We're doing business here. Use what you got, flaunt it. You never have to answer those questions. If you get my drift."
Co worker: "Trust me. They'll tip you more."
9pm at work
F Client: "Wow. You are gorgeous. Do you have a girl friend?"
Yenn: "Well actually no. *smiles and walks away*
F Client: "Are you looking to get into a relationship or do you even wanna hang out? Cuz if you do, I'll be here."
Yenn: "Erm. I just moved into the city so I'm not looking for anything. Just trying to settle down myself and we'll see how it goes."
F Client: "Ah I see. This is for you baby." *drops me a 20 dollar tip above her 7 dollar drink*
10pm at work
Was approached by a bunch of very attractive ladies.
Yenn: "Hey how's your night doing? Enjoying yourself?"
Random guy: "Yea. Thank you for being such a great help."
Yenn: "You're welcome! So what occasion is this?"
Random guy: "Oh, it's the Gay and Lesbian Association of ***very important company***"
Yenn: "Ah! I see."